Jokes
Santa and Banta
Santa (to Banta) – One night I was robbed by a man
displaying a knife.
displaying a knife.
Banta (to
Santa) – but you have a gun.
Santa) – but you have a gun.
Santa – That I
had hidden, otherwise it takes the spoils.
had hidden, otherwise it takes the spoils.
Lover
A couple was on a date.
The girl’s father saw her and
immediately called daughter?
immediately called daughter?
Daughter – I’m
giving the exam.
giving the exam.
Father – just
carefully I’ll kill if the paper’s result will come.
carefully I’ll kill if the paper’s result will come.
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